Notorious B.I.G. freestyle

This is a pretty hot freestyle that Biggie is doin’ in this video clip taken when he was 17. It’s unbelievable.

So apparently the whole MILF fad is out (but don’t worry people, just keep reading!) and the new name for hot older women who dig young guys is Cougars. I mean I dunno about the name but I really like the descriptions given for it:

Definition: A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Breeding Habits: Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”

Appearance: The Cougar, at first, appears like most older women one sees: slightly drooping breasts, somewhat leathery skin, lightly sunken eyes and clothes just a few years behind the fashion. On closer inspection however, one finds that the Cougar has taken care to make herself appear younger: the makeup is thicker, the clothing is tighter and the perfume is stronger. She clearly has spent hours stuffing her not-18-anymore body into that leather skirt and halter top and desperation reflects that.

Psyche: The Cougar is a complex emotional creature. Remember, most of her friends are probably married and have kids by now. This, naturally, leaves her feeling lonely and useless, which explains her need for companionship. However, being an older woman, she is at the peak of her sexual ability which is why she preys on younger men (who are also at the peak of their sexual ability). This odd pairing – Cougar and twenty-three year old guy – can be seen at last call in bars all over the country every weekend.

If you’re an avid colleghumor.com visitor you know I just stole that word for word, but whatever. It’s apt.

What guy this day and age doesn’t like a hot lookin’ older woman who looks all extra put together? Ever since those American Pie moments, every guy has had a new outlook on the hot mom’s of their friends (and in some states their family). So whatever the name may be, be it Cougar or MILF, they’re still hawt, and I sure do hope any gal I marry ends up bein’ a MILF.

Google News Search: Rosa Parks dies at 92

She died yesterday in her home in Detriot, MI. Tons of schools and numerous civil rights organizations will probably be paying tribute in the following week(s).

Welp the time is here! The time where everyone can make themselves or others into South Park-esque characters.

Just look at me, I look AWESOME! Totally life like. emoticon

Make your own here. Thanks to Karl at IZE for this find.

The Sect of Homokaasu - The Rasterbator

Check it out, make some image HUUUUGE and put it on your wall. Tons of great examples, hell I might even try it out sometime.

Tilox is a block game, that’s the only description I can come up for it. From the site: ” The aim of the game is to remove all pieces by jumping on them.”

Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

is a pretty funneh movie from the great folks at Homestar Runner. Check it out.

German children’s book illustrates how babies are made

LMAO, I wonder if I came out lookin’ like I’d just been trapped in a tunnel for a few years. I really wonder if that woman had a ladder in her.

So checkin’ out Neowin I came across a thread where some guy was talkin’ about the new Hotmail beta look or whatever, so I decided what the hell, maybe I got in. So I go and open up IE (which I rarely do) and go to Hotmail and sign in, and lo and behold I see the little green button that says “Sign up for the beta here!”, so me bein’ the curious guy that I am, I clicked it. So here it is, in all it’s fugly Outlook-ingness.

EDIT: So I just (as of Oct. 25th, 2005) tried it in Firefox and it has a crappy browser check and no e-mails show up. Gotta love that… Guess I’m lucky I only use IE for Hotmail anyways.

I must admit, I usually don’t identify too much with Huey’s grandfather, but I gotta admit, I too tend to watch a little too muchThe O.C.O.C. for my own good. What can I say, it’s a wee bit addicting. I think I watch mostly for Seth’s hilarious quips, and too oggle Summer (yeah that’s right, oggle, the person who this is directed to, knows what I’m talkin’ about :P).

Ah well, least I know I’m not alone in the world.