T.I. - King (Review) 24Mar06 | 0

The King album coverSo yeeeah all you pirates and pirarettes, it’s dropped. One of the only Down South rappers that most people can tolerate will be dropping his 3rd effort come next week (the 28th I think), and I’ll be damned if it isn’t worth coppin’.

It’s got good production, with hot producers like Just Blaze and (possibly to be considered) Manny Fresh. With all the recent album’s to come out that sound like you could’ve done ‘em with your computer mic and Fruity Loops, you can tell from the first track that some cash was slapped on the table for this one. So it’s definitely ahead of the game when it comes to production value, like Game’s album, crystal clear with hot beats. Good times indeed.
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Best Disney movie ever? 24Mar06 | 0

Disney film about venereal diseases Need I say more? I don’t think this is what Walt Disney had in mind when he made his studio way back when. Probably envisioned midgets and talking potatoes with lice on their backs, ’cause potatoes like lice or something. (via Boing Boing)

R. Kelly’s Familial Issues 23Mar06 | 0

Siblings beef, throw things, and sometimes even shoot/maim/kill each other.

But when it comes to Carey Kelly, that dude ain’t playin’ around. He’s all about gettin’ the Pied Pipin’ Molester locked up.

According to Carey (lesser known, in and out of prison younger brother) Kelly, not only does R. Kelly put hands on his wife, he molests family members, loves the cat as much as he loves a nice anal reaming, and various other sickness. I mean I know that whole Happy People - U Saved Me CD pissed a whole lotta people off but damn, this is a bit of an extreme way to tell a guy he made a bad career move; plus he was just trying to get old people to feel him again ’cause he got sick of being “that old guy” at the club. He had to step in the name of love ’cause the last time he tried jukin’ his hip went out. :P

Anyways, does anyone else wonder why his wife doesn’t just do the common female thing and snitch on him? Guess that kinda leads you to believe he is puttin’ his hands on her to keep the silence.

Read the article here… [tags]R. Kelly, Robert Kelly, music, funny, crazy, legal problems[/tags]

Checkout Skobee 23Mar06 | 0

Skobee is a new service that let’s people hook up (not for sex, you pervs) to get down on dates or birthdays and things like that. Probably won’t ever use it, but it’s a fairly sound idea for people with friends who know how to do more then log onto Myspace and send you 1000 IM’s saying “my bawlz are on fiyah!”. Check it out I guessum. [tags]myspace, internet, interesting[/tags]

The bird’s are attacking! 22Mar06 | 0

Apparently these birds saw that great Alfred Hitchcock movie and decided to play a little game with some folks in England. Not only is that a wee bit freaky, ’cause those birds can get to be freggin’ huge, but it’s also a little bit timely. I mean there’s the whole bird flu deal, so maybe these crows felt left out and decided to get their own disease — mad bird. Yeah I know that was lame, so sue me. (via Boing Boing) [tags]funny, freaky[/tags]

Sounds familiar… 21Mar06 | 0

Gotta admit, I’ve felt like Guy #2 quite a few times in life about many things. But who hasn’t, right?

And for a good time during boring times, definitely check out Overhead in Chicago. That’s if you already haven’t (it’s linked on my del.icio.us account, even though I actually use Spurl ’cause it’s 100x better).

Guy 1: “You ever feel like your head is going to explode?”

Guy 2: “I know what you mean. Work, my girlfriend, trying to figure out where my life is going. It’s just rough. She wants to get married, have kids, live the family life. I think I’m ready for it, but I’m not sure. I always think of how to improve myself and gain advantages in life. Usually that means jumping around cities for work and going to the top as fast as possible. I don’t know if I can start a family and put all that strain on them.”

Guy 1: “I just have a head cold”

Cool bluetooth headset/headphones for iPod/cell 17Mar06 | 0

Bluetooth headset combined with headphones

The ClipM is a Bluetooth phone headset that doubles as a set of headphones for your music player

Sounds pretty damn useful for me, considering you won’t ever catch me without my iPod or cell. I know what I want for Chrismukkah. (via BoingBoing) [tags]iPod, Apple, gadgets, cool[/tags]

Bad last name + worse first name = Hilarity 15Mar06 | 0

Parents think twice over son’s ‘rude name’

“I went numb and couldn’t speak for two minutes. Then I couldn’t stop laughing.” - Dad

I tell ya, this is the feel good story of the next 20 years (if the kid makes it that long). Kinda makes ya wish you were still in grammar school doesn’t it?

The Luther made reality 13Mar06 | 0

Stupid whities stealing Luther’s ideas As we all know Luther Vandross invented this. Just watch one of the more recent Boondocks (the Itis to be specific). Thieves.

Ohnoes, Aliens!? 12Mar06 | 0

A real life Invasion? Probably not, but it’d be kinda neat still.