So this 54 year old woman, that’s right 54 years old, decided to get drunk as a skunk and go for a casual drive. Smart right? Totally.

Jarrett blew the .47 on a portable breath tester after she collided with two other vehicles in quick succession, the patrol said. A check of all 356,000 breath tests administered since 1998 in Washington turned up only 35 above .40 - and none of those was higher than .45.

The morning after she told officers her next career choice will be NASCAR driver, ’cause you know, that takes skill…