So you come home, find your wife in a truck with a guy and they’re makin’ the truck look like it’s on hydraulics. What’s your first thought? Is it, “gee golly, wonder what they’re doin’” or is it going to be “Awwww fawk, she’s cheatin’ on me, better break out the memorial flowers now…”

Now what would your wife be thinking? “Better make up something to save my ass”

That’s exactly what this lil’ lady did.

Caught in the act with her lover, Tracy Denise Roberson — thinking quickly, if not clearly — cried rape, authorities say. Her husband pulled a gun and killed the other man with a shot to the head.

<sarcasm> Good thinking </sarcasm>

Anyways, it went to court husband got off, wife got convicted. Good times.

Two workers for delivery company FedEx traveled from Paris to Vienna in a cargo plane after apparently dozing off …

FedEx - the only way to fly.

It’s 50 years since Panorama pulled off the most celebrated April Fool’s spoof and duped Britain - and beyond - about spaghetti crops in Switzerland.

Ya ya, good hoax.

50th Anniversary

Well it’s been a wild an interesting run for me with this domain, but from this day on, it no longer belongs to me.

But why!? If that’s what just shot out of your mouth, then you’ll be glad to know I have an answer for you.

I’ve sold the surtin.com domain name and all rights to Google. They said something about starting some new site for chicken ring farmers. Sounded plausible if all be it a little weird. But hey it’s Google, and they can do no wrong.

So welcome our search giant overlords!