What happens when you’re feelin’ patriotic and you go through boot camp, then you realize what you’ve done?
Another boot camp instructor showed recruits a “motivational clip” showing Iraqi corpses, explosions, gun fights and rockets set to a heavy metal song that included the lyrics, “Let the bodies hit the floor,” the petition said. Zabala said he cried, while other recruits nodded their heads in time with the beat
The answer? You can go AWOL and get DD’d or take it to the courts. Either way seems to work.
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
Gotta love those crazy rockers. Especially ones who look like they’re already mummified.
So you come home, find your wife in a truck with a guy and they’re makin’ the truck look like it’s on hydraulics. What’s your first thought? Is it, “gee golly, wonder what they’re doin’” or is it going to be “Awwww fawk, she’s cheatin’ on me, better break out the memorial flowers now…”
Now what would your wife be thinking? “Better make up something to save my ass”
That’s exactly what this lil’ lady did.
Caught in the act with her lover, Tracy Denise Roberson — thinking quickly, if not clearly — cried rape, authorities say. Her husband pulled a gun and killed the other man with a shot to the head.
<sarcasm> Good thinking </sarcasm>
Anyways, it went to court husband got off, wife got convicted. Good times.
Two workers for delivery company FedEx traveled from Paris to Vienna in a cargo plane after apparently dozing off …
FedEx - the only way to fly.
Here’s a little tidbit of information for you kind folks out there…
did you know that you go to sleep at night on a pillow that is home to many thousands of dust mites …which help keep our homes clean by consuming the tens of millions of skin cells we shed each day?
Creepy eh? Find out what’s living in your pores! Read more…
This funny clip from SNL’s Weekend Update makes everyone realize how awesome Apple really is. And how much better Steve Jobs is then you. Or something to that effect. But I damn sure know I’d love to have a billion songs and a billion contacts.
I could call everyone in China. Well the ones with phones, not tin cans and fast oxen.
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News around the globe has been that one of the most used programs that’s not an OS or Minesweeper would land today. What is this magical program that has all the tubes a buzz?
Adobe Creative Suite 3.
I don’t know much about it, other then it having Mac-Intel support, other then that I didn’t pay attention to the RSS feeds. So that should make things speedy for a lot of people who got those Macbooks and Macbook Pro’s early on with no speedy Photoshopping abilities (thing was slow as a wet boot in mud).
Since it’s a beta I suppose it won’t be feature complete, but will probably be enough for daily use.
I wonder though, since Adobe has never really been too speedy on updates, will CS3 be ready for the folks on Vista and Leopard?
Ever just wanted to do something totally outrageous? Be it TP’ing someone’s house, egging someone’s car/house, or drawing a penis on the roof of your school?
Last one was a bit of a surprise right? Well some intrepid students at a school somewhere in England did just that. It was even seen from space. Check out this link, filled with ginormous painted penis goodness.
Seems like everyone has been either copying or trying to make their own shadow based advertisements. Probably because they’re clean, simple and are an easy way to divert focus onto the product and not the people in the ad.
Welp, seems like Apple believes the shadows are theirs (sounds kinda ominous doesn’t it? like welcome to the dark side or something) and are telling the creators of the iBuzz to stop using the Apple-esque ad’s to promote their lady pleasers. 
Any ladies buy this thing anyways (iBuzz)? Is it fun for you to diddle yourself to your favorite Britney Spears track? I’m interested. Please enlighten me of your ways. 
(Offending ad)
[ Info and pic harvested from Gizmodo. ]