"My name is Chris Snelling, a 22 year gamer, father of one, and seemingly bored individual. I mostly use this blog for rantings, ravings (only occasionally) and to update you (since you are reading this) about whatever seems to be going on in my life or in life. So sit back and relax, read some posts and above all else -- Enjoy.
Like pretty much all of LL’s albums from the last oh I dunno, 16 years, they’ve sucked and this pile of burning feces is no different. You knew this was gonna suck when LL stole a beat from the Black Eyed Peas. You suck LL go away. [tags]LL Cool J, hip hop, music[/tags]
The only rapper in D12 worth a grain of salt, Proof, was shot and killed at a Detroit club last night (?). So rest in peace, I’ll spin I’ll Miss the Hip Hop Shop in your memory. Was a pretty decent CD if I remember right. [tags]hip hop, Proof, music[/tags]
LMAO, I tell ya man, every single time I see Busta acting semi-normal I end up seeing something else like this. Not only is he possibly blunted five ways from Sunday, he’s havin’ one helluva time makin’ fun of the white guy who crashed his $250K Ferrari. As Busta said, “hope you got good insurance bitch!” [tags]funny, Hip Hop, Busta Rhymes[/tags]
MC Hammer’s Blog Eh… this is no good. Not only is he trying to come back, for about the umpteenth time mind you, but he’s invading my internets. It’s just not right. There should be some sort of waiting list or list that bans certain people from ever logging onto the internet. *sigh* You know it’s all down hill from here don’t you? [tags]funny, hip hop, music[/tags]
So yeeeah all you pirates and pirarettes, it’s dropped. One of the only Down South rappers that most people can tolerate will be dropping his 3rd effort come next week (the 28th I think), and I’ll be damned if it isn’t worth coppin’.
It’s got good production, with hot producers like Just Blaze and (possibly to be considered) Manny Fresh. With all the recent album’s to come out that sound like you could’ve done ‘em with your computer mic and Fruity Loops, you can tell from the first track that some cash was slapped on the table for this one. So it’s definitely ahead of the game when it comes to production value, like Game’s album, crystal clear with hot beats. Good times indeed. [...]
Siblings beef, throw things, and sometimes even shoot/maim/kill each other.
But when it comes to Carey Kelly, that dude ain’t playin’ around. He’s all about gettin’ the Pied Pipin’ Molester locked up.
According to Carey (lesser known, in and out of prison younger brother) Kelly, not only does R. Kelly put hands on his wife, he molests family members, loves the cat as much as he loves a nice anal reaming, and various other sickness. I mean I know that whole Happy People - U Saved Me CD pissed a whole lotta people off but damn, this is a bit of an extreme way to tell a guy he made a bad career move; plus he was just trying to get old people to feel him again ’cause he got sick of being “that old guy” at the club. He had to step in the name of love ’cause the last time he tried jukin’ his hip went out.
Anyways, does anyone else wonder why his wife doesn’t just do the common female thing and snitch on him? Guess that kinda leads you to believe he is puttin’ his hands on her to keep the silence.
Read the article here… [tags]R. Kelly, Robert Kelly, music, funny, crazy, legal problems[/tags]
That’s right, it happened and the mouth of hell didn’t open up and pigs aren’t falling from the sky.
Soon as I woke up this morning, read a few blogs I saw quite a few blogs hatin’ or congratulatin’ them on their achievement. Now sure they just got an Oscar for writin’ a song about the life of a pimp (’cause who doesn’t have trouble findin’ money for the rent?), but personally all their new tracks are way better then their old stuff (i.e. Two Way Freak or Neighborhood Hoe) so it’s easy to let this slide and congratulate ‘em.
So grats on the Oscar n wut not. [tags]Three 6 Mafia, Oscars, hip hop, rap, funny[/tags]
So there’s this news about Lil’ Kim’s fake tits leaking, and that’s not a good thing for two reasons. Number one reason is, more then likely she’s going to have to get ‘em removed, and number two, if you’ve ever seen older Lil’ Kim pics — she needed them badly.
I mean sure it’s not so great that there’s a health risk and all, but she can’t go back to being the little troll looking woman with the unibrow and mosquito bites. Not after having Diana Ross juggle her right tit at the MTV Awards (great moment in television history in my opinion). Hopefully this is just her trying to get out of prison for a quick non-lesbo romp? Though just thinking about it, what if some big monstrous dyke decided to shank her in the boob!?
She should have asked Martha Stewart for some tips on prison life. [tags]hip hop, rap, celebrities[/tags]
Or at least that’s what this month’s (or upcoming month’s) Rolling Stone would have you to believe seeing as how it’s picturing Kanye with his best Jesus from the Passion of the Christ pose. Now ever since his whole “Bush hates black people” fiasco, his arrogance has been highlighted by every media outlet, and every blogger who has some political point to prove (right says he’s just a ignorant rapper, left says he has a point), but I’m going to go outside the box and just say he opens his mouth long before he thinks about what he’s saying. Not one person on this Earth can say they haven’t done the same at one point or another, he just has a habit of doing it while there are camera’s roling. Kind of like Paris Hilton when she see’s a penis, camera’s just always seem to be around as she’s about to fellate it.
Now first off, I laughed my ass off when he went off on TV about Bush, I laughed yet again when he went crazy over the Grammy’s. This dude is straight nuts, almost as nuts as the mayor of Chocolate City ( ). Not only does he have a problem of hanging around with the likes of Luis Farakhan and Jesse Jackson, the bastard can’t keep his mouth shut on things he knows nothing about (so far it’s just been politics, I don’t devote days to followin’ guys who run around with their interior designers, can we say feg?) but I can’t fault him for that ’cause I’m guilty of the same — I just at least try to use proper grammar and spelling while talking out my ass.
Well I mean, the point I’m really trying to make is, Kanye is a deranged closet case with ego issues. Speak amongst yourselves.