So every morning I read the news or listen to the radio, there’s always something about McCain (usually Palin though, can’t escape her) v. Obama. Though sometimes there’s a little article stating who voters are leaning towards. These polls are usually pretty insignificant and actually tell anything — except the one’s that show which way ex-Clinton backers are leaning.

Basically they, like Clinton herself, are an extremely bitter bunch.

On the other hand, Clinton supporters think more highly of Republican candidate John McCain than other Democrats do. Forty-two percent of Clinton backers view McCain favorably, including 71 percent of them who still don’t support Obama. That compares with 33 percent of all Democrats who see McCain positively.

Seriously folks, get over it. She lost, she had every chance in the world to win and she blew it. Why must you continually dwell on a loss? It’s almost as bad as her not dropping out until damn near last week (quite the exaggeration I know, but still). Obama won and Clinton didn’t, but because she didn’t that means you have to vote for a Senile old man and some deranged mother of a little league baseball team?

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Every year there comes a special time in a persons life and usually that time is known as football season. It’s a time when that sport that’s as boring as watching paint dry, but not quite as boring as golf, starts coming to an end and people stop caring about fly outs and strikeouts. After a whole summer of nothing good on but repeats of classic shows like M.A.S.H. or Bewitched and flipping constantly between crap like NASCAR and C.S.I, it comes like rush of fresh air and feelings of joy and happiness.

We all suffer through those boring pre-season games where we get to see how our latest draft prospects look and debate amongst forums or water coolers on who will be a beast or a bust. Younger fans of the game get their mitts on Madden and let the online play and simming of their teams year consume them. It’s a good time had by all.

Until your team starts off losing. (More on next page…)